zz:Donkey Joke

A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay anyone in the kingdom 200 gold pieces if they could make his donkey happy. Many tried, all failed.

Then a jester went in to see the donkey, and when he came out, the donkey was indeed happy - so happy in fact, that he was laughing heartily. The jester got the gold, but a few days passed and the king couldn''t make the donkey stop laughing. So he put out another proclamation saying he would pay 500 gold pieces to anyone who could make the donkey stop.

The jester returned, went in to see the donkey for a few seconds, and when he came out, the donkey was crying. The king asked the jester how he did it. The jester said, "I will tell you for another 200 gold pieces."

When the jester had received his gold, he revealed, "On my first visit, I told the donkey that my dick was bigger than his. This time I showed him."


一个养驴的国王有1头心爱的宠物驴，但驴的心情最近很不好，国王想改善1下驴的心情，让它高兴起来。于是国王选上200个金币找能人志士让它的驴高兴起来，很多人来尝试但是都失败了。
这天来了1个小丑，他到驴的房间呆了1会，当他出来的时候，那头驴表现的非常非常高兴，大笑不止。一直过了几天后，驴还是从从早到晚的笑。国王没有办法，发布了另外1条500金币的悬赏，找能人让这头驴停下来。
那个小丑又出现了，这次他又进到驴的房间和驴单独呆了1小会，出来后，那头驴已经在哭了。国王问他是怎么做到的，小丑说：你必须再给我200个金币我才能告诉你。
于是国王给了他200个金币，小丑说：第1次，我告诉那头驴我的小弟弟比它的大，今天，我给它看了我的小弟弟。